The LA Times posted a blog entry asking about the Top 10 Historically Inaccurate Films. To illustrate the concept, they used a picture from Apocalypto. Here's how I responded:
I review Native American-themed movies on my website. Here's a top 10 for this subcategory alone. Some of them are probably bad enough to compete with any historically inaccurate film.
They Died With Their Boots On
The Unforgiven
Pocahontas
The Education of Little Tree [book and movie]
The Road to El Dorado
The Emperor's New Groove
Apocalypto
Pathfinder
Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee [TV]
Comanche Moon [TV]
Of course, any Western that depicts Indians as mindless savages, whooping and killing like animals, is bad. But this is only one mistake--albeit a big one. I don't know how it compares to movies with dozens of historical mistakes.
Addendum: The most inaccurate film in history may be an early screed such as The Birth of a Nation. A Technicolor spectacle such as Cleopatra. A "science-based" thriller such as 1 Million Years B.C. Or a revisionist exposé such as JFK. Any other nominations?
Of course, we're implicitly limiting ourselves to major motion pictures. If we got into B-movies about Hercules or Tarzan, Godzilla or little green aliens, I'm sure we could find thousands of horribly inaccurate films.
I wonder what category you would put the Bill Jack movies in?
ReplyDeleteI don't remember Billy Jack well. But a part-Indian veteran who tackles problems with martial arts doesn't seem farfetched to me. I'd say whooping hordes of savage Indians are more removed from reality and therefore more inaccurate.
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Thanks for sharing, Russ. But what does this posting have to do with Sherman Alexie? I'll give you a hint: nothing.
ReplyDeleteFound this blog through Racialicious. I'm a little confused as to how The Emperor's New Groove could be "historically inaccurate". The movie doesn't seem to reference one particular culture, although with the llamas I guess it's fair to say it took place in South America. As I recall the movie never claims to represent any particular time period or people and it's largely silly. Calling it historically inaccurate makes about as much sense as calling Beowulf historically inaccurate.
ReplyDeleteGiven its general cultural references and its specific mentions of things such as Kuzco, Micchu Pachu, and Viracocha, The Emperor's New Groove and its spinoffs clearly take place in the Inca empire.
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