"When Indians get alcohol, they all get drunk." - judge
Yes, your honor. Of course. And Black and White folks can drink bottle after bottle of whiskey, and it is like Dasani water to them. In fact, police might as well not pull over weaving cars driven by blacks or whites at 2 am. There is no way possibly that the blacks or whites could be ever be drunk. Alcohol affects only Indians. They are only tresting their steering and evasive maneuver techniques, right?
"When Indians get alcohol, they all get drunk." - judge
ReplyDeleteYes, your honor. Of course. And Black and White folks can drink bottle after bottle of whiskey, and it is like Dasani water to them. In fact, police might as well not pull over weaving cars driven by blacks or whites at 2 am. There is no way possibly that the blacks or whites could be ever be drunk. Alcohol affects only Indians. They are only tresting their steering and evasive maneuver techniques, right?
(sarcasm mode off)
(the judge not actualy saying this, but quoting the jury, of course)
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