La Rebeak de la Lucha Libre
Aired: March 19, 2005.
Grand Apache will rock you. Jesus, that "woo-woo-woo-woo" stereotypical Indian noise emanating from nowhere rules. Is the announcer doing it? Awesome, this is gonna' be.
Apache/Faby Apache vs. Oriental/Cinthia Moreno
Actually, this probably won't be awesome at all. Still, it's not FUCKING RIKISHI AND KONNAN!!! Faby vs. Oriental to start. Here's a secret: I have a crush on Faby Apache. Please don't tell her. Guapa indeed. Apache and Cinthia now. Another secret: I think Apache looks like Mel Brooks. Actually, I guess that's not a secret at all, as he fucking looks just like him. Not much is happening, but at least it DOESN'T HAVE ANYBODY MAKING REQUESTS TO SPEAK ON THIS!!!! This is probably the best AAA match I've seen in ages, which is even more impressive considering Apache is involved. Oriental hits a top-rope moonsault to the outside on Apache. Faby with a Michinoku Driver! Oriental breaks up the pin. 2nd rope Side Russian Legsweep by Cinthia. Surfboard stretch! Apache breaks it up. He then punches Cinthia IN THE FACE!! Jesus! She gets the roll-up! Faby makes the save. Another punch by Apache! Now he's going for the surfboard! Oriental hits a frog splash! Faby with a missile dropkick! Apache hits Cinthia with an airplane spin and gets the 3 count! Uh . . . maybe not, as Oriental's in now. STF! Rolls Apache up. Apache reverses! Only 2! DDT to a majistrol! 3 count! I guess this is elimination, as now he's fighting Faby. STIFF kick to her back. Flippy legdrop! Only 2! Slams her down and hits a standing moonsault! 2 again! Faby with a rollup! Only 2! Sit-out powerbomb! 2! FUCK!!! Tiger Driver!!!! Finally, she gets the 3 count!! That was pretty fun.
"Gran Apache" or "Apache"
"Mari" or "Mary Apache"
"Faby" or "Fabi Apache"
Some "family" history:
For more on Native wrestlers, see Native Wrestlers "Do a Gimmick" and Native Wrestlers Win.
Below: I believe this video is mislabeled. It should be Billy Boy and Faby Apache vs. Gran Apache and Mari Apache.
I don't think Apaches should fight other Apaches. Especially if they're "family" members. Don't you agree?
It's a bit sick to have two "sisters" and especially a "father and daughter" hitting and throwing each other. In related news, see Domestic Violence Stalks Mexican Women.