A big victory for Native Americans. I don't know if you heard this. A federal appeals court ruled the government must pay millions of dollars in land royalties to Native Americans.
[loud cheers and applause] Yeah, which is good. That's good, yeah. Yup.
Yeah, the ruling was a triumph for top Native American lawyer...Chief Golfs with Dershowitz.
On the minus side, he undercut the information with a lame "Indian name" joke. Probably the only thing people will remember is the chief with the funny name.
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