Reaction #1: Wide-eyed adolescents and near-adolescents
Avatar perfection causing depression
In a similar forum, one user wrote: "When I woke up this morning after watching Avatar for the first time yesterday, the world seemed grey. It just seems so meaningless.
"I still don't really see any reason to keep doing things at all. I live in a dying world."
On another site, one fan was even more affected, admitting: "I even contemplate suicide thinking that if I do it I will be rebirthed in a world similar to Pandora."
Comment: What these people are wishing for is a stereotypical version of indigenous life--a version without disease, hunger, or conflict (unless aliens invade your world). Perhaps they should go to Europe and find some Indian "hobbyists" to join.
Of course, you'd have to be pretty naive to think a "natural" lifestyle--with heat, bugs, and dirt and without processed food, shelter, or technology--is ideal. Therefore, something else must be going on here.
Most likely explanation: People are going along with the gag: pretending that Avatar is a revelatory, life-changing event.
2nd most likely explanation: The people posting these comments are pre-teens or teens who have never thought about the meaning of life until seeing Avatar.
We know girls are longing for the timeless romance of Twilight. I can imagine boys longing for the timeless fantasy of jumping through trees, flying on dragons, and having sex with hot cat chicks. This falls under the second category above: adolescents or arrested-development adults who think the high life is playing cowboys and Indians.
Fortunately, another article offers some "solutions" for these people:
1) Make some real-life friends.
2) Stop hanging out with negative people.
3) Be interesting.
Really, that's what it recommends for anyone silly enough to take Avatar seriously.
For more on the subject, see Noble Savages in Avatar.
Reaction #2: Cynical adults
Green truth is alien to us
By Andrew Bolt
It won't be the world's most expensive warmist conference but the world's most expensive movie that will stick in most memories as the precise point at which the green faith started to shrivel from sheer stupidity.
Bolt spends 90% of his column mocking his straw-man targets. Not until the end does he try to justify his thesis: that Avatar will end the environmental movement:
Would an Al Gore really like to have millions of filmgoers see in 3D where his off-this-planet faith would lead them--up a tree, and without even a paddle?
Really, you can't imagine any intermediate points between the status quo and going native a la Avatar? You think such common-sense ideas as recycling, reducing energy use, and simplifying one's life inevitably lead to barbarism? That's so stupid it doesn't deserve a response--except to mock it unmercifully.
I'll go out on a limb and counterpredict that environmental awareness will increase rather than decrease in the post-Avatar era. If Bolt or anyone wants to bet on this, let's do it. Or you could just forward me your money, since I'm clearly going to win.
For more on the subject, see Why the Right Hates Avatar.
Reaction #3: Innocent children
The blue aliens who helped save the planet
By Alice Thomson
How come you know so much about it, you're thinking? It sounds ludicrous. Having seen the film twice in three days with my nine-year-old, I admit that I don't need to see it again, but he and his friends do--and not just for the 3D effects, the battles, the Bambi-like scenery of Pandora or the popcorn. My son believes in these creatures' message and has started lecturing me on my environmental commitment. Why do we need to cut down a tree for Christmas? Does he really need all that packaging round his new iTouch (he does, however, still need the iTouch)?
No wonder conservatives are going crazy over Avatar. They realize they're losing the hearts and minds of children to liberal ideas such as tolerance.
If kids are getting the movie's message, I'll have to take back all the negative things I've said or implied about it. Today's youngsters are the ones who will have to deal with the environmental destruction we "grups" (grown-ups) have caused. If Avatar is enough to inspire a generation, I'll have to deem it a success.
That's kind of what I hoped to do with my multicultural comic books featuring Native Americans. Namely, to promote indigenous values through a popular entertainment medium. Like everything else, saving the planet is fun when you combine it with 3D effects, battles, and beautiful scenery.
If James Cameron beat me to it, more power to him. He's proved what I've argued many times: that there's a market for Native-themed stories. People will pay big bucks for an alternative to mainstream ideas such as "look out for no. 1," "might makes right," and "winning is everything."
In short, Avatar proves that movies with indigenous themes can make huge amounts of money if they're done right. Hollywood, are you listening?
For more on the subject, see Ecological Indian Talk and Multiculturalism Sells.
Below: "Al Gore says: If you and your kids won't watch An Inconvenient Truth, watch Avatar instead."