81 years old
Fallen Bear, North Dakota
Body type: 4' 9" / Some extra baggage
Ethnicity: Native American
[drawing of sexy Indian maiden] this give'um Big Thumb in'um levi's.
[Curtis photo of Indian woman] this my wife, Cooks Like Frog. she Big Buffalo Twat.
[photo of broken TV] this'um my Vision Box. White Man make me drink, fire water make'um mad, Vision Box broken.
[unviewable photo labeled "Vagina Kick"] man who stand up to bitchy woman, always my number one hero.
[photo of whiskey bottle] this'um favorite Fire Water. make'um strong as 10 buffalo
I imagine he's pretending to be an Indian because he doesn't like Indians. Perhaps he also thinks it's a legitimate way of giving the finger (literally and figuratively) to everyone.
It never ceases to amaze me that people think they can utter this racist excrement and get away with it. The Indians on MySpace are campaigning to remove this profile and I predict they'll succeed.
Update: A day later, the profile is gone. Bye-bye, "Drunk Indian."
For more on the subject, see Drunken Indians and Tonto Talk.