A Few Funnies....For My Conservative Friends
He says to the waiter: 'Want coffee.'
The waiter says, 'Sure, Chief. Coming right up.'
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter 'Want coffee.'
The waiter says 'Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?'
The Indian smiles and proudly says, 'I training for position in United States Congress: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day!'
making fun of another minority what a sick bitch
July 25, 2009 12:57 AM
That's right Jennifer, you can only tell jokes about white males. On certain days you may make fun of Jews and Christians (Catholic jokes are fine all the time) but under no circumstances are you to joke about Mexicans, Indians, Cubans, or Blacks. South American dictators and Muslims with bomb vests are EXTREMELY bad to tell jokes about.
And most importantly, you can't say a damn thing about whiny assed marxist pansies that won't put their name on a post. Cowardly pieces of crap that wouldn't know a true freedom if they got hit in their candy ass with a wall with the Constitution nailed on it, are exempt from any negative or degrading commentary whatsoever.
July 25, 2009 1:39 AM
I liked the cartoons. But actually I'm one of those who has a problem with Native American "Tonto" stereotypes, too. And I'm certainly no Marxist.
July 25, 2009 8:00 AM
As a "sick bitch" I loved the joke, Jennifer. I read it before and laughed then too. My husband is of Polish decent and he hears Polish jokes all the time without taking offense. In fact, he can tell them with the best of them. He says "if you can't beat 'em, join them." He also says that too many people are as sensitive as a bunch of faggots in a heterosexual whore house. Not PC? Neither he or I believe in PC, unless it's a Personal Computer. :)
Love the toons, especially the first one! I also loved Greywolf's comment! LOL!
July 25, 2009 8:53 AM
Almost forgot: The Indian could have been of any race anyway. The joke was about Congress, not Indians. I can understand why Anonymous didn't take up for Congress. Who can?
July 25, 2009 8:59 AM
The "joke" calls the Indian two unsavory names--"Chief" and "Tonto"--and implies he can't speak English well. These slights wouldn't work if the joke wasn't about an Indian. So it's about Indians and Congress, not just Congress.
At least Jennifer posted three cartoons in a row without a racist attack on Obama or minorities. It wasn't until the fourth "joke" that she had to stereotype a minority. For a conservative, that's something of an achievement.
P.S. Funny that someone with the made-up name "Greywolfe" is complaining about "Anonymous." All you "brave" people are anonymous unless you sign your real first and last names.
For more on the subject, see Racist "Jokes" Are No Jokes.