Reparations Via Crazy Horse Slots
By Ralph R. Reiland
Add a thousand Crazy Horse slot machines with pretty cocktail waitresses serving free fire water, and the pale-faces won't know what hit 'em.
From people across the country seeking to cash in via group victimhood membership, the tribe receives dozens of requests daily from folks trying to determine if they belong on any Seminole family tree. It's like the scratch lottery.
"Group victimhood membership" is the conservative notion of what the targets of genocide are. We can all repeat the right-wing mantra by now: "You lost, quit whining, get over it." In other words, "We tried to kill you, you should've died, so stop making us feel guilty about our crimes."
For more examples of conservatives crying "reparations," see:
Obama's UN "coup" is "chilling"
Ron Hart is a racist
Changing park name = guilt trip?
Cobell settlement = "reparations"?!
Beck's stupidity about tribal summit