December 29, 2007

Another Simpsons quote

From the Christmas episode titled "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace" (1997):BART:  Twelve glasses of water. That'll wake me up nice and early, and I'll have a big head start on opening presents.

BART:  Pure genius.

LISA:  You didn't invent that, Bart. The Indians used to drink water to wake up early for their attacks.

BART:  Uhh. It's always about the Indians, isn't it, Lis.

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