The Devil's Diary: Rape the Earth for God
"God gave us the earth. We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees. God said, 'Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It's yours.'" Thank you, Ann Coulter, I couldn't have said it any better. Rape the earth for Jesus. Amen to that sentiment, my priceless priestess Ann. You don't know how long I have wanted to say the same. People are biased against me simply because I'm the devil. Back in the days a male would have been burned at the stake for saying that God wanted humans to have forcible relations with creation. But now days a chick can say things male demons couldn't ever dare express.
As the devil, I absolutely agree with anti-angel Ann's blasphemous mockery. As a scribe claiming to be both a Christian and woman, godless Ann commits double blasphemy by advocating violent violation of Creation. How I do love her line of reasoning, or lack thereof.
Stick it to that promiscuous Mother Earth. That liberal hippie Mother Earth will nurture anyone. She lets anyone breath her air and drink her water. Slap her around. To hell with her feelings or needs. She's a bimbo just asking to be polluted. She deserves what she gets. The siren has been asking for it. Look at how she juts out her mountains, swerves her streams and sways her clouds. Smell the moist muskiness of her ferny springs. Mother Earth is a tease and God wants you to take her down.
Show the uppity broad who's boss. Cut, slash and burn the tramp. Clear cut her glory until she is bald. Strip mine her until the scars are permanent. Sink derrick fangs deep into her and suck out her very life force until she dries up and begs for mercy. Rape her, rob her and then taunt her before flying away up to the clouds to watch God finish her off.
For more on the subject, see Ecological Indian Talk.
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