August 14, 2010

Real-life Twilight!

Rabid vampire bats attack Amazon tribeVampire bats infected with rabies have attacked more than 500 people in Peru’s Amazon, sparking an outbreak of the disease that has killed four children.

The flying mammals attacked villagers in the northeastern Urakusa region, where the Aguajun tribe lives.
Comment:  Oh, no! Vampires attacking Indians, just like in Twilight!

I hope the Indians use their supernatural powers to turn into wolves or jaguars or whatever. Otherwise, they're doomed!

For more on the subject, see Quileute Werewolves in Twilight.

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Anonymous said...

I really don't understand what you were going for here.

dmarks said...

The jugular, no doubt.

Rob said...

Having fun, spoofing the supernatural stereotype, pointing out the differences between fiction and real life, etc.