Arizona to ban white studies?

In a shocking development, Arizona no longer will teach students about Columbus, the Pilgrims, or the Founding Fathers. The state's new education law bans such lessons because they promote white solidarity and are designed primarily for white students.

"Those dead dudes have nothing to with me," said Hector Ramirez, 14. "They're for the white kids who don't have any other heroes. My role models are Martin Luther King Jr., Cesar Chavez, and President Obama, not some ol' slave owners and religious nuts."

For more on the subject, see Arizona to Ban Native Studies?

Below:  A sad day for Italian Americans as their idol is banned from Arizona classrooms.